OFFICE RULES

1. Never walk without a document,people with documents look like hardworking employees headed to important meetings,people with nothing in their hands look like they are headed for the cafeteria.:p
2. Use computer to look busy,Any time you use a computer,it looks like work to the casual observer.You can send and receive personal email,chat  have a blast without doing anything remotely related to work.   :-D
3. Messy desk,Only top management can get away with a clean desk.For the rest of us,it looks like we are not working enough. Build huge piles of documents around your workspace. Pile them high & wide. if you know somebody is coming to your cubicle,bury the document you will need halfway down in an existing stack & rummage for it when he/she arrives.
4. Creative sighing for effect,Sigh loudly when there are many people around., giving the impression that you are under extreme pressure.
5. Build vocabulary,Read up on some computer magazines and pick out all the jargon and new products.Use the phrases freely when in conversation with bosses. Remember,they don't have to understand what u say,but you sure sound impressive.
6. MOST IMPORTANT,DON'T forward this to your boss my mistake! :)